We are
Name: 07S03
Location: SAJC, Potong Pasir, Singapore
Favourite music: Mr Kan's voice
Favourite reads: Our lecture notes

A PCME class with 1 H1 geog boy.

THE 25 STUDENTS
Charmaine Danfong Eunice Hidayah Jerilyn Jiamin Runling Samantha Shirley Steffanie Tammy Thivya Ziyan Gordon Jinjun Junjie Kaijie Kianhong Matthew Nelson Nicholas Rendy Yusheng Yusong Zhihao

THE TEACHERS
Mr Kan Cheng Mun
Mdm Lee Lin Hoon
Ms Ong Ruiling
Mr Derrick Ong

messages

Thursday, January 27, 2011
WHY IS THIS PLACE DYING???

D: jin jun

Friday, May 7, 2010
hello. bye.

hello!!

i'll be leaving for kl today!!! *sob sob* don't miss me okayy?? ((:

will be back tomorrow!! HEE.. 

okay, bye.

sam

Wednesday, May 5, 2010
HAPPY MAMA DAY!!

helllo!!

this is my first time i am posting!! i  have just finished my interview with faculty of science!! that's right... i'm gonna continue to become a science student!! for the rest of my student career!!! WHEEEEE..

AND NO! IT'S NOT PHYSICS!!!! IT'S CHEMISTRY!! (enough of kankan, thank you very muchie)

okay, lets talk about my interview... it was.. hmmm.. okay lahh... talked, laughed cried.. the usual stuff.. i've just finished the interview at the science block, now at biz sch with tammy, while she's mugging.. so this is updated at real time!!! HAHA... i am bored... so tam suggested that i go post smth on class blog... since people hardly post..

anyway, back to the interview.. the panel of interviewers, okay, only got 2.. one was an fos alumni, the other was a physics head? lucky i never talk about me hating physics.. HAHA.. if not sure cannot get in.. some of you might ask... how come must go interview.. haha... cause i'm applying through discretionary aka the back door!! never thought i'd get a choice to use it in my life!! so ya... wish me luck okayy.. i really wanna go study for this coming intake... been bumming around enough!! haha...

so ya.. there was the mother of all questions that i asked so many people about it!!!!

HOW YOU CAN DEMOSTRATE YOUR PASSION COMING INTO FOS!!

and i was like.. omg, just shoot me now!! haha.. so ya.. okayy.. i need to do stuff!! like post on twitter!!

you guys should get twitter!! so that we can be updated with each other's lives!! at real time!! i like real time!! hehe.. okay.. if any of you guys have twitter, follow me: samsquirt

okay, thanks.. i am gonna colour the post now!!

actually nothing much to colour.. not too artistic ya..

okay bye!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

HELLO!!! (HIIIIII.....)
OMG!!!! (AMEN!!!!)
GUESS WHAT!!!! (WHAT???)
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! (I KNOW RIGHT.......)

we unlocked the class blog for easier access :D
no need to hide from kankan anymore!!!
everybody better post more :D

xoxo
sammy tammy <3

Wednesday, April 21, 2010
this is not a very interesting post

hello everybody! that is if there's still anybody who visits this blog haha.
i realised this is the first time i'm posting here, i think O:
actually i have nothing much to say except that

mugging
is
really
very
boringggggg

okay exams are coming soon and i have a huge pile of readings to catch up on. but it's too chill a night to study right now :\ all the best to all the girls (everyone's in ntu and not nus!) having their exams soon!

and look forward to the upcoming class outing planned by the imba ZHIHAO! you go dude! :D

goodnight (:
-tammy

Thursday, December 10, 2009
time is running away~

okay little kiddies! time is of the essence here...we have to start discussing the more important things like food and stop dwelling on the date! *snap snap* make it easier and we shall vote!

everyone interested in this gathering and really want to be a part of it...i repeat, EVERYONE INTERESTED AND REALLY WANT TO BE A PART OF IT...send an email to SAM with the ONE PREFERRED date and optional dates that u can make it too. please remember to differentiate the preferred one from the optional ones -.-" even those who can make it on all days...just send an email to sam as well and let her decide how she wants to collate the votes alright? this way...we can have the the estimated number of attendance as well =D though im really sorry to those who cannot make it...if possible to then just try k? =/

PREFERRED DATES MUST BE WITHIN 24th-27th! in case thats not clear enough...it means 24th, 25th, 26th or 27th xD (gordon ahh no choice it must be in red...cause only red is loud enough to shout BOOMZ! hahahahah!)


sorry sam xD



for your convenience~

Proper Delicacies:

Turkey (a must!)
Ham
Ribs
Roast Chicken/Beef
Cheese/Beef/Chicken/whatever Sausages
Mashed Potatoes
Garlic Bread
KFC
Pizza
Sushi
Sashimi
ICE CREAM Logcake (a must!)
Apple Strudel/Apple Pie
Mochi?
MARSHMALLOWS! (can make fondue! then if want, someone can get fruits or whtever xD)

those above most likely have to be bought/ordered unless someone can make them? xD so see who knows where to get nice ones and got lobang for them alright?!

Then of course each individual can also contribute by bringing food from home such as :

Fried Rice/Bee Hoon/Spagetti
Nuggets
Hashbrowns
Calamari/Onion Rings
Seaweed Chicken?
French Fries
Fish/Sotong/Meat Balls
Spring Rolls??

anyone wants to cook soup? LOL!


JUNK FOOD! XD:

Potato Chips: Cookies: Chocolates:

Ruffles Subway? Toblerone
Lays marks&spencer? Hersheys
Pringles BAKE?! Cadbury
Jack&Jill Ferrero Rocher
FirstChoice? hahah! KinderJoy? xD
Calbee M&M
Doritos KitKat
Fairprice PotatoChips? HelloPanda
Twisties



other random ones will be like : TimTam, Oreo, Redondo (super nice), FamousAmos, Loacker, LondonRoll? (hahahah!), Pocky, WantWant

then maybe gummies? erm NaturalConfectionary, Yupi, marks&spencer...the rest i forgot their brands xD



Drinks :

Ice Wine (one bottle only)
Vodka (i only left absolut original)
Red Wine (u all got to go get them yourself...hahah!)
Beer?
Whatever alcoholic drinks u all want.
Coke
Pepsi
GreenTea
IceLemonTea
IcePeachTea
RootBeer
F&N Orange, Sarsi, whatever.
Sprite
100Plus
ChrysanthemumTea
i think you people get the point...hahah!



activities wise...i can only provide a television w cable, one computer, one old laptop, mahjong w table and tiles, poker cards, scrabble, international chess, snake&ladder, skipping ropes, music w/o discoball/dancefloor/stage/kinky lightings of any sorts, one old playstation, color pencils w white paper, soft toys, bed, sofa....etc? other things...u all jiayou think about it and if possible to bring or play then just suggest =)

Sunday, December 6, 2009
=D

Hi all! i know i nvr really blog in the class blog b4 but gt people sae i blog quite interesting one.(secret blog hehe) But too bad i dun have a personal blog i shall write an entry here catch up wif ya all.

I guessed gordon's question correctly i think i have the mind of a serial killer =P
partly cos i sorta heard the question b4 but i guessed the answer myself ok!

Yeah i really hope the christmas party will be fun so everyone must contribute to its success ok! Its a great chance to enjoy for the NS guys and catch up wif the gals who always say that uni is torture but army isn't tat great either.

Update on myself: VERY IMPT!
To everyone out there alive. AVOID SIM LIM SQUARE AT ALL COST!
This is because careless me has lost my PSP due to negligence of less dan 10 minutes. Mr. Thief struck when i was busy for 10mins and disappeared wif my psp without a trace but leaving me a consolation prize by not taking my psp charger. =X

There i was deprived of my only portable entertainment, and so i went on a search for a new gaming buddy. Nelson was nice enuf to go out wif me for my shopping partly he was happy HE PASSED HIS DRIVING TEST. HE'S GONA SPONSOR ICECREAM FOR EVERYONE ON CHRISTMAS. WHOO~ ok i made tat up. And thrifty me went around bugis to look for PSP but coulden find any ended up at simlim sq again.

And so Kaijie was on his quest to find the cheapest psp to replace his stolen one where he chanced upon this shop which offers a really really cheap deal compared to others. A pspslim wif 4gb mem card @ bout 210. Cheap deal huh. Cheat deal more likely.

It came in a laggy system which was so laggy tat sinister actually had to cheek to show it to me. It couldn't even read a mem card less play any games. I was like WHAT THE ****. You are selling a psp that cannot play game. And so the shopkeeper offered me another deal to UPGRADE the psp RAM to 2gb at an addition 188. HOLY CRAP. When i questioned him on why so laggy he said i din ask how much ram there was initially. (suddenly become my fault) And he said 64mb ram was NORMAL for a psp its just that you have to upgrade it to better. If that was the case all PSPs arent suppose to play game normally not unless u upgrade it. WTH. -___-

I eventually had to pay 50bucks to the modification of the psp to plae downloaded games which was completely absurb. Oh well i guess there are people who deserved to be tsunamied much more than others. Oh yeah i applaude his skills to convince and psycho people into buying his products? He talks/acts/looked like a seasoned pro scammer.

And so i'm sharing 3 lessons with you at the cost of my precious 50 bucks which is a cut of my pathetic nsf pay that
1) no cheap deal is a good deal unless you are really sure.
2) when in doubt, DO YOUR HOMEWORK 1ST until u are so sure you can break rule no.1 ( i bet not many of you know that a psp has RAM)
3) at any rate i think the whole simlim square is a tower of scams.

These lessons are apparently more applicable when you are buying bigger toys like cars/hses in the future. vroommm~~

P.S
If i were to sell a car to tat shopkeeper, i would ask him to pay me 50k den give him a thumbdrive den he muz upgrade it by adding wheels, engine, seats, aircon blarr blarr until he can finally drive it. Lame haha, i'm just exaggerating his business tactics. But i guess he's better off dead the world could make do with 1 less ass.

Yay end of story.
-kaijie

wan hear my ns story ma haha very nice oso. i doing admin in ns now....

mmm

ermm... gordon... i got none of the answer right..
i guessed it was cos the sister had something to do with the grandma's death (like the sister killed the grandma kinda thing).. so jane killed her..
erm.. now what does that make me??
abnormal too? hahaha...

soooo.. i was looking at the food and drinks listed!! and omg!!
what a freak load of stuff listed out... totally AMAZING!!

i'll only be back from hols 26th dec morning.. so guess i wont be able to make it....
well... i just wish that you guys get FAT from all the food!!! XD
hahahaha... joking!
have fun you guys.. prob get to see you some other time ><

-jeri

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Man my memory is good!
But... Ah the horror!
Ive got duty on 25th Dec!!!
Fear not!
Sergeant Matthew is In The House!!! :D


???

Oh, I know I owe all of you the answer for this' riddle'. Haha Jeri, It been such a long time that i forgotten the blog even existed. I probably forgotten the answer as well. LOL
Anyway, the question was supposedly used by CIA to see whether a suspect has got a mind of a psychotic killer. If you answer Jane killer Joanne because of jealousy, then you’re normal, cause that’s what a normal person will think. But if you answer Jane killed Joanne so that she can see the hunk again in the funeral… well… you have mentality of a psychotic killer.

Btw, reading red capitalised text is a bit turnoff

FOOD for thought xD

okay whatever while the date is being confirmed and message being passed around (hopefully) i shall now post up a list of food that i randomly thought of for consideration since i wont be able to bookout till 24th anyway =/

now lets begiN! woohoo~!!

Proper Delicacies:

Turkey (a must!)
Ham
Ribs
Roast Chicken/Beef
Cheese/Beef/Chicken/whatever Sausages
Mashed Potatoes
Garlic Bread
KFC
Pizza
Sushi
Sashimi
ICE CREAM Logcake (a must!)
Apple Strudel/Apple Pie
Mochi?
MARSHMALLOWS! (can make fondue! then if want, someone can get fruits or whtever xD)

those above most likely have to be bought/ordered unless someone can make them? xD so see who knows where to get nice ones and got lobang for them alright?!

Then of course each individual can also contribute by bringing food from home such as :

Fried Rice/Bee Hoon/Spagetti
Nuggets
Hashbrowns
Calamari/Onion Rings
Seaweed Chicken?
French Fries
Fish/Sotong/Meat Balls
Spring Rolls??

anyone wants to cook soup? LOL!


JUNK FOOD! XD:

Potato Chips: Cookies: Chocolates:

Ruffles Subway? Toblerone
Lays marks&spencer? Hersheys
Pringles BAKE?! Cadbury
Jack&Jill Ferrero Rocher
FirstChoice? hahah! KinderJoy? xD
Calbee M&M
Doritos KitKat
Fairprice PotatoChips? HelloPanda
Twisties



other random ones will be like : TimTam, Oreo, Redondo (super nice), FamousAmos, Loacker, LondonRoll? (hahahah!), Pocky, WantWant

then maybe gummies? erm NaturalConfectionary, Yupi, marks&spencer...the rest i forgot their brands xD



Drinks :

Ice Wine (one bottle only)
Vodka (i only left absolut original)
Red Wine (u all got to go get them yourself...hahah!)
Beer?
Whatever alcoholic drinks u all want.
Coke
Pepsi
GreenTea
IceLemonTea
IcePeachTea
RootBeer
F&N Orange, Sarsi, whatever.
Sprite
100Plus
ChrysanthemumTea
i think you people get the point...hahah!



activities wise...i can only provide a television w cable, one computer, one old laptop, mahjong w table and tiles, poker cards, scrabble, international chess, snake&ladder, skipping ropes, music w/o discoball/dancefloor/stage/kinky lightings of any sorts, one old playstation, color pencils w white paper, soft toys, bed, sofa....etc? other things...u all jiayou think about it and if possible to bring or play then just suggest =)


obviously we are not going to get everything listed right...so those stated above are for u all to consider and choose...then i THINK inform df/sam/tam/zy xD anything to add for consideration can just shout it out alrighty? =D

TA-DA! end of my presentation. enjoy~ ^^

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Hahahah i cannot resist the temptation to blog :P

OKAY IM SURE THOSE WHO ARE IN UNI (okay at least people like me who's in accountancy -_-) will say uni life kinda sucks, damn hectic. Don't go accountancy/business if you arent prepared or don't like projects. At NBS, we have like 5 pws (imagine we did 1 pw within a year, now we have to do 5 pws within 2months or even less!!!!!!!) Eunice will understand, she's in the same situation as me :) - but oh one thing for sure, most guys over here are much more matured haha even though some of them can be irritating

okay well i shall not complain since i'm having my holidays now, pity the guys lol

hey hey someone plan a meet up / gathering! Yes zh's place will be nice? :D
christmas!!

(edit)

fiery_blue@hotmail.com says:
confirm will have ppl go upstairs de
the comp is upstairs
hahaha
u stay outside the house ah?
xD
plus
now
one super retarded thing is
im only able to bookout on 24th evening/night
which means
whtever plan
u all must go do..
then the things u all bring to my place..
mainly meaning go my place without me being at home
hahaha
and prepare whtever needs to be prepared xD
like FOOD!
must have turkey
must have ribs
danfong says:
haha!
fiery_blue@hotmail.com says:
ham
danfong says:
turkey
right
you pay
fiery_blue@hotmail.com says:
okay
can
danfong says:
im sure you all have lots of money now
haha
serious
fiery_blue@hotmail.com says:
i sponsor the turkey lo
serious
danfong says:
why so nice
fiery_blue@hotmail.com says:
after coming back from brunei
i think that money is smth i can do without
hahaha
i rather spend it on my friends and family

i'm sure you all know who fiery_blue is :)

oh, can someone offer to help plan? zh and i were thinking either 24th/25th?

-df

Monday, November 30, 2009
HELLOOOO PEOPLE~~~!!!!

HEY EVERYONE LETS TRY TO REVIVE THIS PLACE ALRIGHT?! HONESTLY SPEAKING ITS BEEN REAL HARD TO CATCH UP AFTER ALVLS WHEN SAJC IS NO LONGER AROUND TO BIND US TOGETHER. ESPECIALLY NOW THAT THERE ARE THOSE TRAPPED IN PLACES CALLED "UNIVERSITIES", THERE ARE THOSE LOCKED UP IN GREEN JAILS, THERE ARE THOSE NO LONGER SOLD IN SINGAPORE AND DEFINITELY THOSE WHO ARE TOO BUSY WITH NOTHING BUT EVERYTHING!

SO,

WOULDNT IT BE NICE IF EVERYONE WOULD JUST SPEND SOME TIME PER MONTH OR ACTUALLY WHENEVER U ARE FREE...TO JUST ADD A SHORT POST...MAYBE GIVE AN UPDATE ABOUT WHATS HOT AND WHATS NOT REGARDING YOUR CURRENT PATHETIC LIFE? THEN AT LEAST THIS WOULD BE AN AVENUE FOR US TO CONSTANTLY BE REMINDED OF THE JOY (OR PREFERABLY PAIN) THAT WE HAVE INFLICTED ON ONE ANOTHER THROUGHOUT THE 2YEARS OF TORMENT =)

TIME WAITS FOR NOBODY. TIME WASHES AWAY MEMORIES. TIME IS RUNNING OUT. LETS ALL PUT IN OUR VERY BEST TO RETAIN THIS PIECE OF MEMORY WE HAVE OF EACH OTHER IN ALL ITS GRUESOME AND BLOODY GLORY WHILE IT IS STILL FRESH!






IF YOU ARE READING THIS POST...MAKE SURE U PASS ON THE MESSAGE TO THE REST OF THE WORLD AND LET THE HORROR BEGIN!

Monday, October 5, 2009
HELLO PEOPLE of 07S03!!

Goodness!
I was going through my hotmail account; deleting emails when I came across the one on our class blog~~~
WOAH! Seriously been ages since I've been on the page...
Amazing that I still remember the password for it. HAHAHA
Man.. and I sure do miss our class...^^ Well, I think we had a pretty good class.. LOL


Gordon Ho!! Can you post the answer ald??! Like how many months have it been huh?! SLOW!! =P HAHAHA

Anyways! Hope all of you are doing awesome regardless of army/uni..
AND
Lets have a class gathering/sleepover end of this year or something... lets organise something!!
Well, for one, Zhi Hao offered his place....so yea! there's a location...
I dont know what it is.. but we should do something man!
Maybe I can buy alcohol back from Aus. if you guys want since its cheaper here.. but yea.. see how it goes!
Lets hope something does happen!!

Hope to see you guys soon!! XD
Cheers peeps!
<3 Jeri

Sunday, June 7, 2009
Do You Know Why?

Haven't been blogging for quite a while. I presume everyone is all right? Though i highly doubt that anyone would read this blog again, here is a riddle (kope from somewhere)to test your thought pattern. Will post the answer sometime in the future. (If I remember)

Jane’s grandmother just passed away. It was a tragic death. During the funeral, a handsome young man came to pay his last respect to Jane’s grandmother. Jane doesn’t know who man. She has never seen him before but was instantly attracted to him; she just couldn’t take her eyes off this man.

Just as Jane was going to say ‘hi’ to this handsome young man, her sister, Joanne went up to the man and they embraced. Alas, he is her sister’s friend. They seemed close as Joanne cried on his shoulder while he, in turn, gave her all the comfort she needs.

Jane walked away… in rejection.

2 weeks later, Joanne died. She didn’t die of a natural death. Someone murdered her. Based on preliminary investigation, the murderer seems to be someone within the family.

You must be thinking it’s Jane right? Yeah... it’s Jane who did it. But the question is… why? Why did Jane murder her sister?


-REC GORDON HO

Monday, December 15, 2008
explosive sledgehammer

Wednesday, November 26, 2008
bruce lee playing ping pong with nunchucks

Wednesday, November 19, 2008
no comments needed, i supose


Saturday, November 8, 2008
something to do

step 1 : go to any page with pictures

step 2: type in the following code into your address bar


javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Enjoy:D

Friday, November 7, 2008
The speech that started it all

Thursday, November 6, 2008
UFO...shoot down a missle?

Friday, October 24, 2008
Graveyard Prank



dude, where your respect for the dead..

Monday, October 20, 2008
Neh neh



Nihon mura buffet.
We should go there as a class one day and make the place go bankrupt :P






(??????????????) -_-


(very retarded quack)


Hello,

after much struggle with blogger, because it is so irritating and takes so long to upload just a few photos, i've finally uploaded all i wanted.
Anyway, thank you all for being such a great class/friends :)
Let's all do our best for As and do our teachers proud!
I'm very sure S03 will receive the bestest of the bestest news next Feb.
Study hard!
Love,
df

Sunday, October 19, 2008
Funny talking dear prank

Saturday, October 18, 2008
Rules of a Gunfight



















Tuesday, October 14, 2008
spelling mistake

A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.


So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.


The head monk, says, “We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.”


So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held as archives in a locked vault that hasn’t been opened for hundreds of years.


Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him.


He sees him banging his head against the wall, and wailing “We forgot the “R”, We forgot the “R” His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.


The young monk asks the old abbot, “What’s wrong, father?”


With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, “The word should be celebRate!!”

Monday, October 13, 2008
...





continuing..........





Sunday, October 12, 2008
Last official day of sch ~ (to be continued)






tada...i'm so nice to start uploading some of the pics first.. lol... will upload more next time... only can put up 8mb at a time...sad =(

i miss our class... love you all(:

jeri

Friday, October 10, 2008
FOR MY FRIENDS

Yo.

See la.. on the last day so many of you give me present and i got nothing to give back. Make me feel so guilty. So this is my gift to all of you and hopefully you all will like it. This piece of music is called " Thanks for the music". I wanna thank EVERY ONE of you for being so nice and helpful throughout my JC life, such that it is as great as this music. Hahaha. Hopefully also bcuz of this video you guys will come back here often and keep this place alive man!!! Woohoo!!! Ahh.. you all can also come listen when emo or wadever and hopefully the soothing music will cheer you up. Pls listen to it for at least (n-1) times cuz i've only managed to produce this video after N times of NG, even though theres still mistakes in the video. HAHAHA. So pls do appreciate, dun run away with Z monster and enjoy the music.

Once again.. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


-Sotong-


Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Seriously...what a crap script


Manufacturer's Statement of Origin

From Wiki:

A Manufacturer Statement of Origin (MSO) is a document of ownership, usually related to a motor vehicle. Libertarian Congressional Canididate Michael Badnarik teaches a class on Constitutional law which refers to allodial title and uses the MSO as an example to demonstrate that the state is a co-owner of your automobile since they typically possess the MSO. According to Badnarik, in the United States, you do not completely own a vehicle unless you possess this statement, but if you do possess this statement you have allodial title to it and do not owe registration fees or taxes. Badnarik does not clarify if this is his view of how the law is, in the abstract, or how he would predict an actual judge interpreting the law --- but Badnarik is not given to legal realism, so the former is entirely possible.

In short, he claims that every new car is (co-)owned by the government, and the car "title" does not denote the owner of the car, only the person who is allowed to use it. The real document that determines ownership is the "Manufacturer's Statement of Origin" (MSO), which the car dealership mails to the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) in the process of getting the title. So apparently, you couldn't have both the MSO and the title. But it does look like you could get the MSO fairly easily when buying a new car since they are under no legal obligation to surrender tat document. I wonder how anyone would explain to the traffic officer why you do not have a title for your car and that you don't need one because you have this other document instead.

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Monday, October 6, 2008
pregnant for 46 years with dead baby... =.=''

In 1955, in a small village outside Casablanca, Zahra Aboutalib went into labour and was rushed to hospital. There, Zahra looked on as a young woman died in agony on the operating table. Convinced she would suffer the same fate, she turned and fled in panic. Days of excruciating pain followed, and then the pains faded out.

Then one day when Zahra was 75 the agonising pains returned with a vengeance.All those years ago, the baby had developed outside the womb and fused with Zahra’s internal organs, and unable to be born, had died. To shield itself from infection from this “foreign body”, the body developed a layer of hard calcified material around the dead baby.

http://www.five.tv/programmes/extraordinarypeople/46pregnancy/

It was said to be broadcasted on The Discovery Health Channel, so i assume it to be true... but WTF!!!

picture of baby at http://digg.com/odd_stuff/pregnant_for_46_years_with_stone_baby_WTF/p.jpg

another of the star wars crap


Tuesday, September 23, 2008
sushi rocks!!





Matt

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Friday, September 19, 2008
luke kena jacked





Thursday, September 18, 2008
I meant no harm... just for laugh



Funny indicator

This is a 10 level scale indicator of funnyness, created by professor Laughen M. I. Arsov in 2005. It goes by increasing with 0 being the lamest funny joke (probably made by your mom).

0
...
Something that is not even remolety funny (makes tumbleweed fly by). Most of the time being ignored.
Your mom's jokes. Shakespearean comedy, Oscar Wilde's quotes (well at least they almost deserve a 0), David Letterman.
1
meh
A very low, almost inexistant level of funnyness. Usually is being more stupid than funny.
Best of Your mom's jokes, Oprah's jokes, Ancient Greek comedy, Dane Cook
2
um... haha?
May seem a bit funny only in a company of complete morons (see oxymoron) or chimpanzees. Although sometimes even chimpanzees will feel ashamed.
Your mom's jokes being told by a famous comedian, George W. Bush's jokes. Lee Evans
3
heh
Jokes that may usually make people smile a little. Or a lot, when they're on pot.
Your mom's jokes heard when being on drugs.
4
hehe
Some jokes that may make you launch a little laughing sound, but usually don't create even cramps.
Your Mom jokes (not being told by your mom, actually), Russian Reversal jokes.
5
lol
Jokes that often make you feel moderately funny, you do laugh and sometimes may cramp. Most jokes fall into this category.
Any recent joke you heard from any person in the last 24 hours.
6
lmao
Jokes that might be slightly funnier that regular jokes, with cramps and, sometimes, tears. Maybe funny enough to make a little bit of pee come out, but only closer to 7 on the scale, and if you've just had a Big Gulp.
Your Mom jokes about your mom's jokes being told by a famous comedian.
7,
rofl
Some jokes that make you cramp, often cry and your face turns red. Uncontrolled emotions and sudden breaks of laughter are possible.
Watching The Simpsons.
8
roflmao
These jokes make you shit blood and may be considered as lethal to Your Mom.
Watching The Simpsons on drugs.
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XD
put to a 10-year treatment against such things as schizophrenia and personality split.
Watching your mom watch The Simpsons.
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a splode
WARNING!! Even hearing these jokes in distance can make your head asplode. Not recommended for mixing with reading this article.
Uncyclopedia, George Carlin and monty python

jj

NINJA CAT

Wednesday, September 17, 2008
weird lion

Sunday, September 14, 2008
warning: bread is dangerous


  1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

  2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

  3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations

  4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.

  5. Bread is made from a substance called “dough.” It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average North American eats more bread than that in one month!

  6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease, and osteoporosis.

  7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.

  8. Bread is often a “gateway” food item, leading the user to “harder” items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.

  9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

  10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.

  11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 240 degrees Celsius! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

  12. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.


In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions:



  1. No sale of bread to minors

  2. A nationwide “Just Say No To Toast” campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.

  3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.

  4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.

  5. The establishment of “Bread-free” zones around schools.

Friday, September 12, 2008
MATHHHHHH!!!

Somewhere on Un-cyberspace:

"Math is the hideously complex theory that if two bits are one way, the other bits will be another way. Except for when there are three bits, or five bits, in which case they will be a completely different way. Erroneously, some dumb people believe that mathematics is the study of patterns and that it's the backbone for many sciences. Regardless, math is stupid."

"Proof that 2+2=5
1. 2+2=4
2. 4=a number
3. 5=a number
4. 4=5


THUS... 2+2=4, which means 2+2=5. "


Come on math tutors, PROVE THIS WRONG!



Jj

Saturday, September 6, 2008
On 08/08/08... STUCK!!!




DUDES!!! Nasty experience for this horny guy on the opening of the Olympics! WAHAHAHAHA!!! For more details---->JayWalk

jj

Monday, August 25, 2008
WTF...

Monday, August 18, 2008
The best job interview questions from Microsoft, Google… and IKEA





Questions by Google




  1. How many golf balls can fit in a school bus?


  2. You are shrunk to the height of a nickel and your mass is proportionally reduced so as to maintain your original density. You are then thrown into an empty glass blender. The blades will start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do?


  3. How many piano tuners are there in the entire world?


  4. In a country in which people only want boys, every family continues to have children until they have a boy. If they have a girl, they have another child. If they have a boy, they stop. What is the proportion of boys to girls in the country?


  5. Describe a chicken using a programming language.


Questions by Microsoft





  1. You have a bucket of jelly beans. Some are red, some are blue, and some green. With your eyes closed, pick out 2 of a like color. How many do you have to grab to be sure you have 2 of the same?


  2. Pairs of primes separated by a single number are called prime pairs. Examples are 17 and 19. Prove that the number between a prime pair is always divisible by 6 (assuming both numbers in the pair are greater than 6). Now prove that there are no ‘prime triples.’


  3. Imagine an analog clock set to 12 o’clock. Note that the hour and minute hands overlap. How many times each day do both the hour and minute hands overlap? How would you determine the exact times of the day that this occurs?


  4. How much does a 747 weigh?


  5. Imagine a disk spinning like a record player turn table. Half of the disk is black and the other is white. Assume you have an unlimited number of color sensors. How many sensors would you have to place around the disk to determine the direction the disk is spinning? Where would they be placed?


And this is how IKEA does it…



Since we are based in Sweden, we thought that some local inspiration would be in place and had a look at IKEA job interview questions. This must clearly be how they handle their interviews…



israel nanotechnology

Israel is using nanotechnology to try to create a robot no bigger than a hornet that would be able to chase, photograph and kill its targets, an Israeli newspaper reported


election result by iq


Sunday, August 17, 2008
zai kia

is this counted?

Thursday, August 7, 2008
Hamster takes the lego elevator

Saturday, July 19, 2008
random again!

Gordon! Haha!

Main focus of the photo is not yijie but kh. haha okay jk